Tuesday, May 15, 2012

ICT: Battle Milk: Chen vs. Miyamoto

BATTLE DATA FILE
Episode: 34
Japan Original Airdate: 6/24/94

The Challenger: Masahiko Miyamoto, an apprentice of two of the five top chefs in France.  He went into the field of French cooking at 22, and left for France at 26 without any credentials.  Was accepted by "Ferme de Mougins," a 1-star restaurant, shortly after his arrival, and worked his way up from there, ultimately becoming head sauce chef under Georges Blanc. 

The Iron Chef: the dean of the Iron Chefs, Iron Chef Chinese Chen Kenichi.  Last time out he soundly defeated Kiyoshi Takahashi in the Carrot Battle.  This time, a French chef comes knocking at his door...can he stave off another eager challenger?

The Battle:

Once again, actress Mayuko Takata joins Fukui and Hattori in the announcer's booth.  While I'll admit to liking her presence in the booth (she's definitely easy on the eyes), can we get someone else in the chair for a change?  I think I've only done one episode (if you don't count the Ishinabe battle) where she wasn't there.

Anyway, onward to today's festivities.

And fist pumped, striding confidently into Kitchen Stadium comes Miyamoto.  Probably the most determined chef I've seen thus far into the show's run, unless you count Kandagawa.  And as the Iron Chefs rise into view, and with Miyamoto's fiancee watching, the man calls out the Dean of Iron Chefs himself, Iron Chef Chen Kenichi.

"For a chef who imports his ingredients from France, what shall I choose as the theme?"  Kaga asks, adding that it was a difficult task.  "To get an idea, I tried and tried to squeeze something out of my brain.  Yes.  To get an idea, what do you do to your brain?  This is the first ingredient we'll have in liquid form."

And with a flourish, Kaga MILKS his reveal for all it's worth and unveils...MILK!

And according to Kaga, French chefs describe milk as "a natural fond" or stock, whose flavor must not be spoiled.

No use crying over spilled milk before this battle...away they go, with the Chairman's call of "ALLEZ CUISINE!"

Several bottles of milk are on the stand, and after the men shuffle back, Miyamoto has rice in a pot, while Chen is generously pouring some of the theme in his wok (to which he would later add vinegar--to harden it, according to Hattori).  Vanilla beans have appeared on Miyamoto's side and he has milk in a pot on his side as well (that had the vanilla he was working with earlier.

Chen is separating the milk/vinegar mixture, and Hattori says that'll become something like cheese.  Miyamoto, meanwhile, has the beginnings of a Bechamel sauce on his side, with sea urchin (!) in the blender.  Adding milk to that, Miyamoto says he'd like to avoid a ton of confection-like items.  And Chen is taking a cleaver to a bottle of milk!  That goes into his wok, and he's adding coconut milk to that.

Miyamoto has bowls on his side, into which he's pouring the sea urchin/milk mixture.  We're still not sure where that's going...meanwhile, Chen is rinsing peeled Asian green beans.  Wonder where that could go?

15 minutes gone already, and Miyamoto is adding more sea urchin to the bowls from earlier--perhaps he'll steam that.  Another pot of his looks faintly yellow...eggs, perhaps?

Chen's beans have gone into and out of the wok (and into the steamer, with honey added), while Miyamoto's bowls have gone into the steamer.  Speaking of Miyamoto, he has a HUGE slab of bacon on his side, and Fukui and Takata can't believe the size.  Hattori is nonplussed as Miyamoto is making strips to combine with the milk, which Fukui can't fathom.

Lobsters and milk have found Chen's wok, and his cheese-like item has gone into the fridge.  Miyamoto has spring roll sheets out, rolling them up like a cone--something will go into those, but we don't know what quite yet.

Halfway through, and there's more milk in Chen's wok that has thickened--that went into a small pan.  Miyamoto is cutting up plastic wrap and placing some shredded potatoes into those wraps...perhaps to steam, according to Hattori.

Cherry tomatoes, sans tops, are on Chen's side (perhaps for a stuffing job).  Miyamoto's potatoes have hit the butter in the frying pan (Takata was right, for shaping, not steaming).  And it appears Chen's assistants are working with watermelon...

Miyamoto is whisking eggs and milk, which has hit a pot somewhere on his side.  Both sides are sweating up a storm going into the last quarter of the battle...hope none of that hits the food!

Chen's wok is on fire, as lightly fried pumpkin, radish, potatoes and carrot were in it...15 minutes left as we swing back to Miyamoto, and he's chilling something in his bowl...looking a bit like gnocchi.  In a separate bowl, he's adding OJ to the egg/milk mixture he was whisking earlier.

Chen, meanwhile, is unwrapping his "quick-fix cheese" and slicing it--a bang-up cottage cheese, according to Hattori.

Miyamoto is dusting an almond powder over his gnocchi/kudzu jellylike item, while Chen's cheese has hit the wok for a quick stir-fry as the 10-minute call is announced.  And word on the floor is that Chen may have to scrap the lobster dish.  Uh-oh.

Miyamoto is spooning a soup over that steamed sea urchin item from the top of the battle--looks like some red snapper and mushrooms found that dish as well.  Looks very impressive.

Chen has soybeans, corn, and a white item in his wok...and Miyamoto is plating the potatoes.  The cone has hit the plate as well.

Chen is plating his tomatoes and cheese, while Miyamoto has a milk stew with vegetables.  5 minutes to go as Chen's vegetables take another turn in the wok (which has another milk sauce, shaping to be a chowder of some kind).

The challenger's stew has turned green, after adding some herbs (cresson, the commentators say) to it.  Nice color to that one.

Word on the floor is that Chen is tackling a fourth dish--a fried item-- with 3:40 left on the clock.  And the orange milk sauce is going onto the potatoes on Miyamoto's side...but perhaps there isn't enough milk in that one?  Maybe that's just me.

Chen's lobster and crab milk jelly is going ahead after all...or not, as it's not hard enough...maybe it's on its way out after all.

Chen's wok is going again with the pumpkin and vegetables, with milk added to that.  His assistants are putting the coconut milk mixture into bowls, and the watermelon is on standby.

One minute left, and Chen's fruit has indeed hit the coconut milk.  Iron Chef Chen is scrambling to finish, while Miyamoto is pulling something out of the oven as the final seconds tick down...

"And THAT'S IT!  The cooking's done, the Milk Battle is OVAH!"

Challenger Miyamoto's four dishes:
--Sauteed Lobster in Potato Crust, Orange Flavor
--Soup Royale with Sea Urchin and Truffles
--Cresson Chowder
--Vanilla Flavor Kudzu Jelly

Iron Chef Chen's four dishes:
--Stir-fried Lobster and Scallops, Milk Flavor
--Fried Milk Cheese with Fruit Sauce
--Milk Stew with Five Vegetables
--Coconut Milk Dessert

On the panel today for the Milk Battle are:
--Director Kazuyoshi Okuyama
--Actress Mayuko Takata
--Rosanjin Scholar Masaaki Hirano (again?!)

Challenger, as always, is up first, as Miyamoto's lobster hits the table.  He encourages them to mix everything together.

Takata likes the aroma of oranges in the sauce.  Hirano simply says "Wonderful," a stark contrast to his verbose lectures of yore.  Hmm...maybe he'll actually be tolerable this show...

Takata likes the soup, saying there's a jellylike texture.  Okuyama agrees, liking the texture of the mushrooms.

Okuyama notes how powerful the milk is in the Cresson Chowder, saying it brings back memories of his childhood.

For the dessert, Okuyama could've done without the almond powder, and thinks it could've been chilled more.  Takata wanted a syrup on hers, saying it's a bit too powdery.

I would just like to note: Hirano has spoken exactly once thus far.  Thank heavens.

And now it's Chen's turn to face the music...

Takata thinks the milk encapsulates everything in Chen's first dish, stealing the line right out of Hirano's mouth.  Hirano goes on to add the corn and beans blend together nicely.

Okuyama thinks the cheese is a little too fluffy, but Takata is smiling as she takes a bite.  But Hirano thinks it's a bit too subtle, saying the vinegar is weak.

Okuyama likes the texture and flavor in his third dish, saying this, too, also brings back good memories.  Not quite sure what he means here...

Kaga has to prod the panel about the dessert--the fruit in coconut milk.  Hirano likes it, thinking it could be a one-of-a-kind, new dish.  Okuyama says he's seen that in each of Chen's dishes, a little extra something that sets it apart from everything else.  But isn't that what Kitchen Stadium is all about though?

But in the end, who's got milk down pat?  Kaga says himself that it's not an easy ingredient, adding that it was the panel's toughest decision--a "razor-thin margin."  So who takes it--the Iron Chef or the hero of French cuisine?

"Tetsujin, Chen Kenichi!"

Close call indeed, even if we never get to see the scores (I think Kaga says something about 1 point before the verdict, but my Japanese isn't so good).  But a tough challenger, a tough theme, and a tough battle prove to be no match for the Dean of Iron Chefs.

My take: I will admit to not knowing the first thing about what to do with milk in this situation.  Having said that, both men were incredibly creative in their approach.  I favor Chen a little bit more in this one, though, if for the sole reason that the milk featured prominently in each of his dishes.  With Miyamoto, it seemed as though we were getting some fancy dish...with milk...some other fancy dish...with milk...et cetera.  With Chen, however, the milk truly took center stage.

Watch this battle at the Iron Chef Collection here.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Anxiety, Panic, and The Hunger Games

Note: The following is a personal reflection of mine on the recent film "The Hunger Games."  While this isn't a film review per se, there are spoilers ahead, if you care about that sort of thing.

The thoughts expressed in this blog post are entirely those of the author, and do not reflect those of Google, Suzanne Collins, Scholastic Corporation, Lions Gate Entertainment, Gary Ross, Jennifer Lawrence, or indeed any other known human being.

I've been living with anxiety and panic for the last three weeks or so.  While I'm definitely on the mend, there's definitely still some lingering "what if...?" in the background, more than likely caused by that other stomach problem I've been told I have.

Having said that, I actually caved and decided to go see The Hunger Games over the weekend, just to see what all the hype was really about.

And I'm certainly glad I did.

Going into it, I knew about, and was quite intrigued by, the main event--what could best be described as an eclectic, if not sadistically ruthless, mashup of Survivor, Weakest Link, and the Roman Coliseum.  Some may even say a blatant ripoff of Battle Royale (which, as I've discovered, is not the case).


What I wasn't expecting, though, was to be as personally impacted by the film the way I was.


Jennifer Lawrence brilliantly plays the main role of Katniss Everdeen, 16, who volunteers as tribute for the 74th Hunger Games in her sister's place.  Just like any reality competition on TV these days, there can only be one winner.  But these games are different from your average series of Survivor, in that the winner is the only one left alive at the end.


Katniss and her fellow tribute, Peeta Mellark (also brilliantly portrayed by Josh Hutcherson), are two of the 24 tributes competing.  They are from the same district, and during the course of the games we see the two of them develop an alliance-turned-romance.


Let me pause here for a minute.  As I have previously stated, I have been suffering anxiety and panic attacks for the last three weeks.  With these attacks comes, after a chain reaction of emotions ranging from a fear of eating to a lack of motivation to work, a (largely irrational) fear of dying--or at least the fear of something else (read: worse) happening to me.  I've developed a lot of fears of things I used to enjoy, such as a good meal or a swim--in other words, perfectly innocuous things that, while I'm beginning to get over it, I now dread.


But I find a bit of myself in Katniss, in Peeta, in any of the other tributes for that matter.  And with that comes a bit of a reality check.  Unlike my irrational fear of death, the tributes' fear of death is very real.  It becomes real from the very minute they are reaped, and lasts through the second the games begin until the very instant they die or win.  And even though my fear won't come to fruition, it still haunts me, just as the tributes' very real fear does to them.


This is why I, as Merv Griffin once said, "would rather play Jeopardy! than be in it."


The other bit, the reality check, that I noticed was this notion of tenacity, of boldness, of fearlessness.  Yes, the possibility of death is high.  But to win this game, you have to put that thought completely out of your head, and be ready to betray everyone to be rich.  And in a sense, I would have to be that fearless to get over my panic/anxiety/whatever this can be called.  And given how I completely lost it, broke down and cried the other night, I've got a long way to go before I get to that point.


It's also why I'd be a terrible tribute.  I'd be dead within the first hour.


Watching The Hunger Games was also the first time I can remember when I actually cried in the theater.  Katniss's alliance and friendship with Rue was incredibly gripping.  I think it speaks to the acting of both Lawrence and Amandla Sternberg (Rue) when I say that I was genuinely shocked when Marvel killed Rue, and was equally as heartbroken as Katniss was. My tears began to flow when Katniss sang to Rue, fulfilling her last request, and when Katniss covered Rue in flowers.  If there is any solace to be had, at least Katniss and Rue weren't the final two, leaving one with a difficult decision to kill the other.


Nonetheless, it served as a sobering reminder to cherish those that are close to you.


I didn't need to be told going into this film that there's always a dark side to love.  But yet I still was, through Gale.  Gale, the one who has feelings for a girl he practically grew up with.  Gale, the one who can't bear to look as his love interest locks lips with another young man.  Gale, the one hurt by the star-crossed lovers stunt.


I, too, identify with Gale (and with Peeta too, in a sense, since I suppose he goes through something similar...only the odds were in his favor in that respect).  I have been smitten, if not in love with, a girl I know well; have seen said love interest get together with a different man; have spent so many nights lying awake, unable to sleep, all the while thinking that should have been me.

But then there's that unadulterated joy that comes with seeing one's family again, as we see when Katniss returns home from the games to the sister she vowed to protect.


It's like stepping off the plane and into the arms of the loving family you haven't seen in months.


And that's when you realize your fears are gone.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

ICT: Battle Uni: Sakai vs. Wakiya

BATTLE DATA FILE
Japan Original Airdate: 6/17/94
Episode: 33


The Challenger: Yuji Wakiya, a revolutionary of Chinese cuisine in Japan.  He fuses ingredients from around the world with genuine Chinese flavors.  He is here on the recommendation of culinary critic Masuhiro Yamamoto, who has criticized the selection of challengers on the show lately.  He says that, while the challengers are no doubt top chefs, they only specialize in one field.  Wakiya, he says, specializes in multiple areas.


The Iron Chef: Iron Chef French, Hiroyuki Sakai.  So far he's three for three...can he make it four?


The Battle:

Actress Mayuko Takata, once again, joins Fukui and Hattori in the announcers' booth.

9 months since the opening of Kitchen Stadium, Kaga doesn't doubt the caliber of the 30 or so challengers who have stepped into Kitchen Stadium thus far, despite the fact that one Masuhiro Yamamoto does.  Indeed, here he comes, leading Wakiya in.


"His name's not a household name like those of the Iron Chefs, but his skills are definitely comparable," Yamamoto says of his hit man, who is ready to take down one of the three men ascending into Kitchen Stadium...but which one?


Sakai!  So far undefeated in Kitchen Stadium, says Fukui.  That could change with Wakiya knocking at his door.


"We know how discerning Mr. Yamamoto is about food.  I had a tough time deciding on today's theme," Kaga says.  "It was his words that gave me a hint: 'To beat an Iron Chef is not that difficult.'  It's quite a 'thorny' expression, don't you think?"

I don't really see what's so thorny about it, but OK...


"Thorns.  Yes, it's the perfect time to enjoy that ingredient."


Which one, you ask?  UNI!  Sea urchin roe, for the Japanese-linguistically-challenged.  And Sakai looks as though he's under pressure!


"Eggs for eggs."  That's how you get the best out of this ingredient, according to the Japanese.


So it's a top class-chef backed by a discerning critic against the Iron Chef French...and we are underway with Kaga's trademark call of "ALLEZ CUISINE!"


And Sakai did NOT look happy when that theme ingredient was unveiled...although Hattori says raw uni isn't that uncommon in French cuisine, so maybe it's not so bad...


Sakai is cutting his sea urchins with scissors, while Wakiya has shark's fin and wonton skins on his side--Ohta's dub voice sounds...different today.  Strange, not as fast.


Wakiya is now deep-frying his wonton skins as, according to Ohta, Yamamoto is already pre-calling Sakai's menu: uni scrambled eggs, NOT a mousse, and a dish with red miso.  Huh-kay.


Speaking of Sakai, he's laying raw uni on top of raw tilefish--Hattori predicts he'll steam that (technical term: vapeur).  Wakiya, meantime, is mixing his uni with tofu--they predict that will go with the wonton skins.  Lotus leaves on Wakiya's side, according to Ohta...but we don't know for what.  Yet.


Sakai is delicately opening eggs (just the tops off), as the 15-minute mark is announced.  And Wakiya's...already plating?  The tofu-uni mixture is down with the deep-fried wonton skins, with some raw uni on top and another wonton skin...this will probably a mille-feuille, they say.


Wakiya's already sweating and we're barely halfway through.  Sakai has the beginnings of an egg dish, while Wakiya has minced okra and XO sauce with uni in those lotus leaves.  Sakai proves one of Yamamoto's guesses correct (eggs), while the commentators get a kick out of Wakiya flipping his shark fin mixture over in his wok (quite the show, that)...so it won't be a soup?


Mushrooms go into the egg crepe on Sakai's side, which has uni mixed in.  Back on Wakiya's side, bamboo shoots are being delicately cut into fan shapes (tail feathers, it looks to me)...his blender is also in action.  And either this battle is going fast or they've heavily edited this one, but we're already halfway home!


Break in the action as Ohta gets some words from Yamamoto, who says both chefs are "doing wonderfully."  Yamamoto says Wakiya can win if he can break the Japanese mindset of raw sea urchin--in other words, cook it.


Sakai is folding over his egg crepes...while Wakiya is piping some mixture onto the bamboo tails.  Fukui thinks it's lard (gross), but his serious guess is white fish meat paste.  He's making those tails look like swans (or cranes, I suppose), though...and there's word of spinach rice flour from his blender mixture elsewhere on his side.


Soup on Wakiya's side, perhaps a chawan-mushi.  And Sakai is stuffing prawns into sea urchin shells, along with mussels.  And there are Wakiya's spinach rice flour balls...but one of them doesn't look so good.  What does, though...swallow's nest on his side!


Sakai has curry powder into a sabayon sauce...and Wakiya has the makings of sea urchin dumplings with his spinach rice flour.  The uni going into those has already been steamed, and Hattori bets he'll dip those into hot water.


Sakai is steaming his eggs that he spent some time taking the tops off...and we have just 20 minutes left as he's steaming some herbs as well.  So many steamed items, comments Takata...Hattori says it's the trendy thing to do these days (bear in mind that was 1994).  Wakiya's working with his swallow's nest now (which Takata misnames "sparrow's nest"), and Sakai is spooning uni on top of his steamed eggs (he would later add his sabayon sauce and some prawns).  And uni on top of Wakiya's chawan-mushi...it's everywhere today!  Go figure, it's the theme ingredient.


Wakiya plates abalone and wakame near his shark's fin...but where is the uni in all that?  Maybe I missed something.  But Sakai is plating his tilefish from the very beginning...and cutting some plain white bread.  Croutons or breadsticks, perhaps?  Wakiya's cranes are doused with sauce of some kind.


Those breadsticks go with Sakai's egg dish, while Wakiya's swallow's nest goes straight on top of the spinach dumplings--perhaps like a dim sum item, Fukui says.  Five minutes to go as there is plating about here...


Three minutes now, and Wakiya is laying on the sauce on his mille-feuille.  Sakai is spooning a soup into the uni shells, but we don't know where it came from...


And the swans land on the shark's fin dish on the challenger's side.  Sakai is laying on another sauce onto his tilefish dish (as he fumbles the saucepan)...one minute left as Sakai gets in a sly ad for his Tokyo restaurant, saying the eggs are symbolic of the skycraper where his restaurant is.


15 seconds left, some colored sauces go down on the egg crepes...the final seconds tick down...


"And THAT'S IT!  The cooking's done, the Uni Battle is OVAH!"


And Yamamoto sneaks a taste test as Ohta interviews the combatants.  Sly devil.


Challenger Wakiya's five dishes:
--Sea Urchin and Tofu Hors D'oeuvre
--Sea Urchin in Egg Soup
--Stewed Abalone and Shark Fin, Sea Urchin Sauce
--Sea Urchin Grilled in Lotus Leaf
--Sea Urchin Dumpling


Iron Chef Sakai's four dishes:
--Sea Urchin Soup
--Steamed Egg with Sea Urchin and Sabayon Sauce
--Sea Urchin Crepe
--Tilefish and Sea Urchin


On the panel today for the Uni Battle are:
--Novelist Tamio Kageyama
--Actress Mayuko Takata
--Rosanjin Scholar Masaaki Hirano


Wakiya's up first, as is the tradition...


"What I tried was to accentuate the natural flavor of sea urchin roe," he tells the panel.


Takata likes the contrast of the wonton skin with the sea urchin roe, while Hirano likes how he chose to be modest in his first dish.  Whatever that means.


Kageyama likes the duality of flavor in Wakiya's second dish.  Takata can't get over how different the uni on top and the uni on the bottom of the bowl taste so different.


Hirano comments on Wakiya's skill through the ingredients he used, but Kageyama says the shark fins came out a bit tough.


Hirano says the first few dishes were simple and flat, but likes the intent of intensity in his fourth (stemming from the spicy XO sauce).


Kageyama doesn't feel the sea urchin in his last dish, but Takata says it eventually hits her.  Hirano thinks the uni could've been highlighted a little better.


As for Sakai's dishes...


Hirano says the use of the shell makes a powerful statement in the opening, and Takata likes the extensive use of seafood throughout the dish.


They all like the egg dish, for what it's worth...


The crepe, says Kageyama, draws out the sweetness of the uni better than the other dishes.


His last dish Kageyama calls orthodox...and Hirano is getting tired of uni.  Though he says if it was served by itself, he'd enjoy it.


Kaga concedes Yamamoto was right about the caliber of the challenger, but who ends up getting pricked in the end...the Iron Chef or the hero of French--natch, Chinese--or whatever the hell he specializes in--cuisine?


"Tetsujin, Sakai Hiroyuki!"


And relief on Sakai's face as he extends his winning streak!  No doubt his toughest challenge yet, but a win's a win!


My take: You have to give Wakiya credit for being incredibly creative in his dishes.  I definitely think he won in that department, as Sakai's dishes looked like standard French fare with a markedly Japanese ingredient.  But in all Iron Chef battles, there is a such thing as going way overboard (something we'll see of Morimoto in the later years), and I think Wakiya went too overboard with his approach.


And can we get a new panelist, please?  Hirano says a lot without saying anything meaningful at all.


Watch this battle at the Iron Chef Collection here.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Bob Holness: 1928-2012

I'm a little late on this news, but my first entry of the new year is a rather sad one.  One of my favorite international game show hosts (and one of my biggest hosting influences as I've been doing my own game show at USC), Bob Holness, passed away on January 6.

Bob Holness, on the set of Blockbusters
Bob was the host of the British version of Blockbusters for 11 years (1983-1994).  While he may be best remembered for that, it should also be noted that he was one of the first actors to portray James Bond in a radio adaptation of Moonraker.  Sounds like an urban myth, but isn't.  (Another rumor about him playing a saxophone solo, however, is.)  He began his career as a radio DJ and actor in his native South Africa, and returned to the UK in 1961.

Now, granted, I'm an American blogger posting about a British personality...therein lies the magic of YouTube.  I discovered the British version of Blockbusters thanks to a (sadly now-defunct) broadband online version of the game, in which Bob prominently featured.  He's a stark contrast to the American Blockbusters hosts, Bill Cullen and Bill Rafferty--Rafferty was definitely friendly to the contestants, and Cullen had a sense of humor that you just had to understand to know how he ticked.  But Bob--who dealt the hard questions to 16-to-18-year-old kids on the show--had an avuncular air about him.  He was authoritative without talking down to the contestants, not to mention warm and inviting as well.  Amidst all the silly mascots the contestants brought on, their antics, and the occasional request for a "P", Bob kept a straight face through it all, but still had a lot of fun himself.  He would play along with all the jokes thrown around, joined in that silly hand jive the kids did at the end of the Friday edition of Blockbusters, and even had a mascot of his own (pictured below), which apparently was a Christmas present of his from his wife.

Bob Holness with his own mascot, Harold the Hedgehog.   
I've looked up to him as a role model of sorts, really.  Colleagues and former Blockbusters contestants remember him as one of the nicest game show hosts around, having lunch with the contestants and really getting to know them from their first step into the studio to their last one on their way out.  I admire the fact that he criticized the BBC's decision to axe his later show, Call My Bluff (a sort of Balderdash-esque panel game) in 2003, saying that he disliked the notion of a move towards quiz shows of avarice instead of education--you don't really think about learning from TV, but it's a tool, after all, so why not use it for that?  It's a shame, really, that the ratings prove that the viewers want otherwise.  And I'm not ashamed to admit that I've adopted some of his mannerisms on my show as well, short of his trademark roar of "THAT'S BLOCKBUSTERS!" when the contestant makes that connection across the board.  And unlike many game show hosts today (who I'm convinced do very impressive reads off a teleprompter, or cue cards, or some kind of script), Bob was a natural.  He never needed a script, and if he had one, went off it quite often.  Though viewers could never tell the difference.

The parting shot on the last Blockbusters
It's a real shame health issues dogged him in the last 15 years or so of his life, shortly after Blockbusters ended.  Several strokes weakened him considerably, though through all of that he had coped with it all.  If there's any consolation to this at all, it's that his family said he died peacefully in his sleep.

They don't make 'em like Bob anymore--a warm, inviting, all-around nice guy on television.  A far cry from a lot of TV--not just game shows--we see today.

IN PACE REQUIESCAT
BOB HOLNESS
1928-2012

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Blockbusters: Back in the UK?

Apparently the beloved quiz show, Blockbusters, is coming back to the UK--there was a casting notice posted without much comment.

I know what you're thinking--why do you care so much about a show that's coming back to the UK?  Well, it was originally an American game show with a rockin' theme song, but it didn't quite have the charm of the UK show.  And I've been watching some of the episodes of the UK version on YouTube, and I'm hooked.  Take a look:




It's a really innovative format--and the board never allows for a tie.  Not to mention the host, Bob Holness, is fantastic--you can tell he's really enjoying himself, and he has great rapport with the rather awkward kids on his show.  I think it could work if it comes back to the States, but a bit like the original UK run...don't you think? 


(OK, so we can't replicate the awesomeness of this theme music, but...)

Saturday, October 15, 2011

ICT: Battle Sweetfish: Michiba vs. Hanato

BATTLE DATA FILE
Japan Original Airdate: 6/10/94
Episode: 32

The Challenger: Katsumi Hanato, who began his apprenticeship at the age of 15.  He is now under the wing of the infamous Toshiro Kandagawa, who defeated Iron Chef Chen Kenichi some four months earlier.  Having practiced with over 40 different theme ingredients, he believes that defeating an Iron Chef is the top diploma as a professional.  He wants to take down the mightiest Iron Chef of them all.

The Iron Chef: Iron Chef Japanese I, Rokusaburo Michiba, arguably the mightiest of them all.  So far in this timeline, he's had two impressive wins...can he make it three in a row?

The Battle:

TV host Keiko Kohno joins Fukui and Hattori in the broadcast box for this match, making her first appearance.

Kaga is quite peeved by the fact that Toshiro Kandagawa "barged into my Stadium," as he puts it, after his minions defeated his Iron Chefs before, then marched into the Stadium himself anyway and blew Chen Kenichi out of the water--even after he vowed he would only do so if his men lost.

Kandagawa's designated hit man this time, Katsumi Hanato, desperately wants to take on Iron Chef Michiba--he's been preparing for this battle with over 40 possible different theme ingredients in rehearsal battles.  Kaga speculates whether this is Kandagawa's plan to take down Michiba himself...

It's pretty obvious that they're using an applause track here, as the challenger's Royal Box is completely empty and applause can be heard.  But no matter, Chairman Kaga enters...with a rather nasty scowl, might I add.
Kandagawa's right-hand man is led in by the man himself, a contingent of followers tailing him in.
"Each time you march in, the troops have grown," Kaga remarks.
"You look like you've been eating well, you look healthy!" Kandagawa replies.  "You've got a glow."  Whatever that means.  Kaga definitely doesn't look pleased.
Nevertheless, he calls upon his Iron Chefs, and as if it's any surprise as to whom Hanato will choose..."MICHIBA!  YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" he shouts.  (I wonder if this was the battle to which Michiba was referring when he said he told the guy "Look, when a chef asks you to be impolite, it's OK to refuse...")
"I hear that the challenger prepared for this occasion for over 6 months.  I wonder how effective this strategy was," Kaga says.  "I'd like to tell his fortune as a chef with a particular fish.  Its Chinese character can read 'a fish of prophecy.'  Yes, that fish.  It's in season right now."
Well, Kaga, what is it?  You've lost the American viewers on this one...nevertheless, it's SWEETFISH...and Hanato looks very pleased.  Michiba...well, we can never get a read on him.
And remember with sweetfish, heed the words of Rosanjin Kitaoji: "To enjoy sweetfish, go for the innards."
6 months of preparation may pay off in a matter of seconds when Kaga calls out the familiar call to battle: "ALLEZ CUISINE!"

Sweetfish, or ayu in Japanese, is similar to trout, according to Fukui's notes.  Hattori says the ones they have today are half-and-half--half raised in fish farms, then released into the wild.

Michiba has innards, or uruka, written out on his menu, and a pot of kelp broth boiling away.  Hanato, meanwhile, has some smaller anchovy-like fish in a pot...and it looks like Michiba has five...no, six items on his menu.

Hanato is breaking down some pumpkins as Ohta reports that he's working on five items.  Michiba pours some soy sauce in a pot full of ayu, and just like that, 15 minutes are gone...Hanato is extracting the innards, which Hattori said is the key to sweetfish, so it's very important not to damage them.  And Fukui supposes Hanato's being a bit of a general with his assistants...

Michiba, meanwhile, is frying some fish heads, and simmering and stewing some innards.  Fukui has no idea where he's going with that, and Hanato's clean slice through the back of a fish gets an instant replay.  Keeping the natural shape of the fish, apparently, is a matter of pride with Japanese chefs.

Michiba's pouring some beaten egg into the pot where the uruka (innards) are, and he looks like he's added some leeks to that.  There's a lot of repeated commentary from Hattori regarding the innards being the best part of the fish...thank you, Captain Obvious!  -_-

35% of the fish, according to Hattori, has to be thrown away.  But Hanato will have none of that, as he's skewering whole fish through the right eye.  Rule of thumb is that the fish must be facing the left side, if it's a river fish...Japanese cuisine philosophy and all that jazz.  Hanato's salting that for the grill, and a thick layer is going onto the fins and tail (to prevent charring and to preserve shape).

Michiba is chopping the fried fish heads, and scooping out some rice...Fukui speculates that he'll combine the two in some way.  Meanwhile, Hanato is slicing some fillets but not all the way through the skin (plowing through that, we might add).  Hattori supposes some egg might go over the top of that...and we're already halfway through!

Michiba has somen noodles out on his side (one of his items on the menu), while Ohta gets an interview with Kandagawa.  Of course, the big man thinks Hanato will win, giving him some brusque encouragement.  Michiba's dipping the end of the noodles in hot water, gluing that part together.  Then he boils the whole bundle (which will be stuck together), which can later be pulled apart.

Hanato has corn starch in a pot, while Michiba has the "stubborn rice" on his side (that's with the fish heads mixed in, while Hanato has his skewered fish going under the salamander oven, left side up.

One of Hanato's assistants has mixed egg yolks with...something sweetfish and wrapped it in plastic.  Meantime, Michiba is making what appears to be onigiri (rice balls) with his stubborn rice...Hanato is pulling the skin off the fish fillets, and a sushi roller on his board.

20 minutes left, and Michiba is doing some deep frying of fish skins (harako, Michiba says--fish roe, so everyone's wrong.)  Hanato, meanwhile, is  boiling the eggs wrapped in plastic, but we still don't know where he's going with that.  He's making kimi-zushi as well, which is essentially sushi but with vinegared egg yolk instead of rice.  Kandagawa's now spying on Michiba!  And all he has to say about that: "Interesting."

Michiba's stewed ayu is done, and he's pouring that out into a small pan.  It's the only one of his that has the whole fish involved...

15 minutes left now, and Hanato has tofu paste along with some small pieces of ayu (camera's straining to get that in focus), and his steamer is open, but we have no clue as to where he's going with things.  Sounds like an hors d'oeuvre, says Hattori.  And Michiba's rice balls are under the salamander!

Speaking of which, they're applying a miso paste over Hanato's grilled fish.  Hanato himself is beginning to pick up the pace a little bit--Kandagawa, usually the loudmouth in the Stadium, is oddly relegated to kind mediator between Hanato and his assistants!

5 minutes left, and Michiba's taken out his egg yolks with sweetfish.

"Hey, what do you guys think you're doing?!"  Hanato shouts at his assistants.  He's sounding just a *little* cross here...

The egg yolks wrapped in broth (and plastic) are in bowls, possibly a soup.  Michiba has uni and prawns on his side, and as Kohno wonders where the fish is, Fukui jokes, "Don't worry, it'll be swimming along shortly."

Meantime, on the other side, the fish has swam along in Hanato's soup, boiled and situated right on top of the egg mixture.  And with three minutes left, Michiba's harako goes next to the uni and prawns.

Hanato has a very artistic presentation as he fogs up the camera with the soup, while Michiba adds grated daikon to his stewed fish.

Hanato can still heard over the rabble of the battle, while Michiba is garnishing one of his dishes with a water pepper leaf or two--that goes on top of the grated daikon he just plated.

1 minute to go, and Michiba is still slicing into some fish...Hattori notes that the challenger has been more orthodox, while Michiba has been sticking to his guns and being more adventurous, something that will work heavily in his favor in the long run.  But Hanato could still very well pull it out in the end, you never know around here...

Michiba enters hurry-up-offense mode while Hanato puts the finishing touches on his dishes as the clock runs out...

"And THAT'S IT!  The cooking's done, the Ayu Battle is OVAH!"

Hanato expresses that, despite preparing for this for a long time, it was a lot shorter than he thought it would be.  Michiba rates his performance today on a 93/100, although I thought I heard him say "kyu-jyu-hachi" underneath the dub...that would be 98!

Challenger Hanato's four dishes:
--Sweetfish Hors d'oeuvre
--Sweetfish on Egg Tofu
--Sweetfish, Five Styles
--Miso-flavored Grilled Sweetfish

Iron Chef Michiba's six dishes:
--Stewed Sweetfish Innards
--Chilled Sweetfish Sashimi
--Sweetfish Noodles
--Poached Sweetfish
--Fried Sweetfish Roe
--Sweetfish Rice Ball (his "stubborn rice")

On the panel today for the Sweetfish Battle are:
--Copy writer, Shigesato Itoi (yes, he of Earthbound fame)
--TV talent, Keiko Kohno
--Rosanjin Scholar, Masaaki Hirano

Challenger, as usual, is up first...Hanato serves his hors d'oeuvre to open.

"I didn't know what the theme was, so I had several ideas in mind.  Had to pick one pattern to match the ingredient."

Itoi thinks it's very clever, but he questions whether he needed the uni.  Hirano says it could've been for visual effect, but it wasn't the best move.

Kohno really likes the soup.  Itoi was surprised by the dried sardines Hanato used for the broth, saying it created a really powerful aroma.  Combining two strong elements really paid off, it appears.  A pleasant surprise, he says.

Hirano doesn't like the strong vinegar in the five-ways ayu.  But Kohno likes the one-bite size of each of the preparations.  Itoi thinks the sushi was overpowering in flavor.

And the grilled fish--Itoi thinks Hanato's idea was to conquer the sweetfish by overpowering it.  A little tough for him to swallow, he says.

Well, mind over matter for now, as Michiba now faces the panel.

"It's a popular ingredient in summer, so we have a lot of recipes to choose from.  Deciding on which one to use was the key to this battle."

Hirano thinks the identity of the sweetfish is in Michiba's opening course of innards.  Itoi was proved wrong by the egg flavor...

...and he likes the match with plum in the next, but says it was almost too sweet for him because of the last dish.

The noodles are generally well-received...Itoi really likes the skin of the fish in that dish.

Kohno doesn't want to ruin the picture of the whole fish...but we don't get any comments on taste!  (I think we're in hurry-up-offense mode ourselves, as we jump straight to the uni and prawn salad...and Itoi.)

Itoi thinks that dish is a very compelling story, knowing which order to serve the ingredients.  Kohno was put off by the greasiness at first, but later relented when she tried everything else.

And Itoi likes Michiba's rice ball as well, although Hirano thinks it's a little too much for him to handle.  Almost too perfect, too manipulative, he says.  (He's been rather quiet today, oddly enough...)

But now, it is time to know...victory as sweet the fish, defeat as bitter as the innards.  Who takes it?  Is it the Iron Chef or Kandagawa's designated hit man?  Whose cuisine reigns supreme?!

"Tetsujin, Michiba Rokusaburo!"

And Kandagawa isn't happy about this one...even though Hanato shakes hands with Michiba, Kandagawa stays right where he is!  I think this means war...

My take: Usually, if Michiba's involved, it's bad news for the challenger.  While this proved no different today, I think Hanato could've given Michiba a run for his money...but if he were a little more adventurous in his approach.  Then again, maybe because he's trying to uphold the tradition that Kandagawa does...maybe they were all screwed from the start.

Watch this battle at the Iron Chef Collection here.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Those Little Nights When You Can't Sleep

I'm writing this partially because I was up until 3:20 am last night on duty (hey, they never said this job was easy), but also because I've had quite a lot on my mind that's preventing me from sleeping.

Just the other day, my resident faculty member runs into me just outside the dorm and says, "You look like you're a zombie!"  It didn't feel like it, but according to him, I had the tired-looking eyes and the sleepwalking shuffle.  Despite that, I played it off like it was nothing.


How I have the energy I do some days (all without drinking coffee or any form of caffeine) amazes me.

Aside from the fact that I had four incidents to report last night while I was on duty (which is what kept me up at night) and that I have a throbbing headache (no doubt due to lack of sleep), there's just a few thoughts that I can't really articulate.  Whatever they are, though, they're keeping me awake.  Anxiety?  You bet.  And it sucks.


I've always presented myself well, or I'd like to think so.  There are times when I get unnecessarily nervous (though I'd like to believe you'd never know it), and I completely lock up.  And then I can't spit out what I want to say.  Which in turn means I can't talk about what I really want to talk about.


You might be thinking, "well, jeez, it's not THAT hard..."  When you get embarrassed easily, it's tough to talk about.  Which is exactly why I'm beating around the bush and such and not really saying much about it.


It's the Internet, after all.  Anyone can see this.